reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it
Holy cow! I’m actually leaving the house on a Saturday night and being social. What’s happening to me? #life #selfies #nofilter #glasses
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.
I’m sitting in my car at a rest stop on the side of the road and there is a guy a bit further up standing behind his can in the rain playing the guitar. I’m letting the rain in my window a little just so I can enjoy the music.
Its 12:20am on a Saturday and everyone is out having a social life. I, on the hand, am lying in the middle of my lounge room floor in front of the fire listening to music and luxuriating in the fact that I’m feeling really good about my body tonight.